"Dark Farm"
TV actor 1 (male): I couldn't help myself. Juan came to me with tears in his eyes...and a bottle in his Buick!
TV actor 2 (female): How could you!
God 1: Why are we watching this stupid show? Men don't get pregnant...
God 2: Because the BBC is off the air after Trump blasted it with a nuke.
And if you believe that, then I've made my previous point!
God 3 (punchline):Shhhhsshhhh! I'm trying to watch! But what happened to Betty?