Hypocrisy Fleas, Ep 15 - The Olympics, Ski Jumping, VR and Ultra-High Definition

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
AR/VR Researcher: Finally! It's ready!! My New, Ultra-High Definition, Truly Realistic VR Ski Jumping Simulation! Now I can FLY like the EAGLES!
Now...
just turn it ON...
and....

Panel 2: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 

Hypocrisy Fleas - Ep14, Diversity, AR and Floating Headsets of Death

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
Pinhead: Hey, AR Dude? Can that new headset play my new Xbox game, DeathRide 10?
AR/VR Researcher: No. It's for high end architecture and cybersecurity visualization. And I'm not a Dude! I'm female.

Panel 2:
Pinhead: NO WAY! You're a Girl? But girls are little and cute and bring you coffee! They aren't scientists! No way! You don't LOOK like a GIRL!
AR/VR Researcher: Funny. You look EXACTLY like what you are...

Hypocrisy Fleas - Ep 13, Haptics, Big Data and Emotional Neediness

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
Sarah: I like the new haptics. And the idea of visualizing Big Data. I'm not sure tho' (though) adding emotions is a good thing.
AR/VR Researcher: But it's a great way to interact with data. I will admit I didn't know it would be so...um...needy!

Panel 2:
BigData: Hurry Up! Hurry Up Already! It's Your Move!!!

Hypocrisy Fleas - Ep 12, Big Data Visualization meets Virtual Reality

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
Pinhead: So what exactly will this new headset do? Do I look silly?

AR/VR Researcher: It's our newest prototype! Full sensory feedback! Hand tracking! Surround audio! With it, you can explore terabytes of data! We visualize Big Data so you can directly interact!!

Subheading: 3D Big Data Virtual Visualization Project

Panel 2:
Pinhead: AAAAAARRRGGGHHH! I HATE BIG DATA! GET ME OUT QUICK!!!!!!

Hypocrisy Fleas - Episode 11, Augmented Reality

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
AR/VR Researcher: And here is our prototype Augmented Reality inside-out tracking system and AI recognition feature. It will revolutionize work, healthcare, training, architecture and more! Tho' right now we're just testing... and having a bit of fun with the graphics...
Pinhead: This is BORING! You made me give up my game...uh...sleep...uh...MANAGER work STUFF for this? If it's not FPS, I don't care!

Panel 2:
Sarah (VO): The tracking calibration is a little off... and the UI needs a little work...  But the AI seems to be working JUST FINE!

Hypocrisy Fleas - Martin Luther King Day

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1:
Speaker: Let us not forget this day. That we are all equal! That we must keep his dream alive!...
Boss in Corridor: !

Panel 2:
Boss in Corridor: You Pinhead! What are you doing at a workers' rights meeting?
Pinhead: Free Cookies!

Hypocrisy Fleas - How to lie...with Twitter

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Panel 1:

Box(left bottom): How to Lie...with Twitter...

President Chump: Yes, it's true! I just tweeted it out. The Tax change will put a million dollars in everyone's pocket! Anything else you hear is #FakeNews! Do you hear me? FAKE NEWS!

Reporter 6: That's lunacy! It will only profit the rich! You're destroying the middle class!

Panel 2:

Reporter 4: Do you honestly think anyone will believe that?!!

President Chump: Of course! I'll just keep shouting it over and over again. Eventually, the morons will believe it! FAKE NEWS!

Reporter 1: Hurrah! I'm going to be a millionaire!

Reporter 5: I wonder if I can move to Canada...

Hypocrisy Fleas - How to Lie with Statistics

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Box(left bottom): How to Lie with Statistics

President Chump: Shocking News! My predecessor killed more people with drones than ANY president before him!

Reporter 6: Isn't that because drones weren't invented before then??

Been sick with flu - back soon!

Transcript:
Barrel sign says: BIG BUCKET OF CHICKEN SOUP - A COSTCO SPECIAL!

Hypocrisy Fleas - ep 7 (Quora Question - why do so many programmers suck? Or do they?)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1: Dear Quora Reader, You ask why so many programmers suck? It's because they're losers. No design patterns...

Panel 2: ...they don't know shit! They write crappy code, not clean... It's not OOP. They're archaic. It's not the new XYZ... If not for me...

Panel 3: Dear Reader. Questions like this show that insecurity and intolerance are inversely proportional to one's age. Design patterns are guides only and clean is relative...

Hypocrisy Fleas - ep 6 (the Motel 6 one)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Boss: Ah, Pedro. Good to see you here. I guess you got out before the Motel 6 Raid then?

Jose': It's Jose' and I'm a citizen. We rent.

Boss: Good to hear, Juan. Good. Good. Good........... You don't mind that I've called for immigration, do you?

Jose': Why should today be any different?

Hypocrisy Fleas - ep 5 (parking lot empathy, why we need it and the problem with assumptions)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Panel 1:

Hypocrisy Flea 1: What a selfish jerk! How dare he take up two spaces! The parking lot is crammed!

Hypocrisy Flea 2: Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's box him in! That will serve the asshole right! What a great joke! And we can post the video!

Hypocrisy Fleas - episode 4 (climate change and you)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Panel1:
Sarah: Climate Change...Freezing...Drought...F5...data...data...data..no return point...data...data..data...Kyoto...data...Paris Accord...bomb cyclone...dire...data...data...important...key...data...data...

Panel3:
Sarah: Climate Change BAD! You will DIE!!!
Pinhead: WHAT! Why didn't someone tell me!!!

Hypocrisy Fleas - episode 3 (meet Jose', do you know your coffee people?)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Panel 1

Sarah: Jose', I hear everyone can take advantage of tuition reimbursement. Are you?

Jose': I'd like to. I work 34 hours a week here, with a four hour commute. Then I work 28 hours a week at another job. My wife works from home 18 hours to help pay for healthcare since I can't get enough hours, and takes care of the kids. It's cheaper than childcare costs. Money is tight, because it's only a reimbursement if the company agrees, but, yes, I'm going to try to get my manager's OK.

Panel 2

Boss: Unemployment looks to be lower in 2018. See what a great job we're doing in the economy? Profits are up, too. Oh, by the way, I was thinking of automating the coffee stand. Any idiot can make coffee. Seems a waste to pamper some lazy immigrant by letting him sit around doing nothing.

Pinhead: But who will mop and clean up the trash?!!

Hypocrisy Fleas - episode 2 (the apple and the tree - why change must start at the top - unless it's fake change)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Sarah: I don't understand! I was told this company sets a HIGH bar! How could HE possibly be a manager?
HR: They set the bar so high, it was easy for him to crawl under it, I guess. Look, his boss is with him. I'll bet he's setting him straight.
Boss: That hot HR babe said I did a great job on the diversity speech to the troops. She plays coy but I know she's into me.
Pinhead: Way to go, boss-man!
Sarah: OK, that explains a lot... (sigh)

Hypocrisy Fleas - episode 1 (Sarah starts work at Happy Fleas, Inc. - unfortunately, her manager is Pinhead)

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"Hypocrisy Fleas"

HR manager: Welcome to Happy Fleas, Inc. You're part of our new drive to include more diversity in our engineering ranks.

Sarah: Thank you. I'm honored. Has it been a big problem here?

HR: Um... You'll see. Let me introduce you to your manager, P.H.

Pinhead: Whoo Hoo! A babe! Get me some coffee, hon!

Sarah: You've got to be joking, right?

HR: Unfortunately not. P.S. We call him Pinhead.

Hypocrisy Fleas collection - job interviews

"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Hypocrisy Fleas collection - job interviews

"Hypocrisy Fleas"

Hypocrisy Fleas collection - job interviews

"Hypocrisy Fleas"