Dark Farm - Gods, Mortals, Nukes, the BBC and Mexican Soap Operas

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"Dark Farm"
TV actor 1 (male): I couldn't help myself. Juan came to me with tears in his eyes...and a bottle in his Buick!
TV actor 2 (female): How could you!
God 1: Why are we watching this stupid show? Men don't get pregnant...
God 2: Because the BBC is off the air after Trump blasted it with a nuke.
                And if you believe that, then I've made my previous point!

God 3 (punchline):Shhhhsshhhh! I'm trying to watch! But what happened to Betty?

Dark Farm - How to Lie with Statistics - Murder Rate vs Murders

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"Dark Farm"
Demon Shopper: I heard that that small town over there has a 50% murder rate! Why that's worse than New York!

Demon Butcher: It's true, but the town only had two people. Now there's just the one left. You wanted a shoulder cut, right?

Dark Farm - Adam, Eve, and MeToo!

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Adam: We don't need outside agitators coming in, right? You don't think I've been harassing you, right? Or creating a hostile, unfair environment?

Eve: While I appreciate you asking for my opinion - finally.  Might I point out that you picked the dress code?

Dark Farm - My Button is Bigger than Your Button!

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Trump: Well, I've got a "button" too! And mine's bigger than yours!!! So there!! Nyaa Nyaa Nyaaaahhh!!
Demon: Overcompensate much?? You're both idiots!!

Dark Farm - Gods, Mortals and Katty Kay (BBC)

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God 1: Love you, Katty!!!
God 2: Why are we spending so much time talking about a creepy bully who spews hate?
God 3:Because the idiot still has the power to launch World War 3. But it may be a good thing - the rest of the world will ignore and contain the US, build their own economic systems and lead the future.
TV voice 1: Coming up on "Beyond 100 Days" America's dive back to third world status -- how a bully laughed.
Katty Kay voice: Hello, I'm Katty Kay...
God 4: Who knew that MAD would one day mean keeping Russia, China AND the US in check!

Dark Farm - What can 8th Century Ants and Chickens Teach us about Today?

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"Dark Farm"

Bound Chickens

My little servant bound the chickens

ready to take to market;

the birds, resenting such harsh handling,

flapped their wings and cackled.

My family has little regard for chickens,

blames them for eating ants,

forgetting the birds will soon be boiled

after their heads are severed.

What right have we to take a side

when ants and chickens fight?

I call to the boy, "Let them go ---

I want those birds unshackled."

The old dispute between chickens and ants

never will have an end;

leaning against the barn on the hill,

I gaze on the cold river.

---Poems of Du Fu

(written by Du Fu, 8th century, China)

Dark Farm - Gods, Mortals, Climate Change and Mexican Soap Operas

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TV actor 1 (male): No, Delores! It is I! I AM the mother of my cousin's mother's brother-in-law's albino baby!!
TV actor 2 (female): No! It cannot be!
God 1: Mortals are so gullible! It's as if they WANT to destroy themselves!
God 2: Climate change doesn't exist??? What do you expect from a species that believes if you repeat a lie over and over, eventually it becomes true??? They need a reality check!
God 3 (punchline): NO! What about poor Francesca! How could you do this to your own sister!

Dark Farm - Sweden, Healthcare and ??

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"Dark Farm"
BlueMan: In Sweden, every person has their healthcare covered as well as basic needs like food and shelter - so they can concentrate on living happy lives.
Demon: Socialist troublemakers!

Dark Farm - of Trump, Tax breaks and Tweets

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Victim1: Please Mr. Trump, I'm sorry I said that U.S. presidents are public servants that should work to help everyone and not just send out irresponsible tweets all the time!!
Victim2: And I'm sorry I said that the Republican Tax plan will destroy the middle class, make everyone poor except for the very rich! Especially real estate moguls - like you!!
Victim3: I miss Obamacare!!!

The Dark Farm - day at the meat market

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"Dark Farm"
Butcher: Yes, Ma'am. I'm getting your extra lean/bone-in order ready right now... Yes, it's beef-fed prime cut...