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TV actor 1 (male): No, Delores! It is I! I AM the mother of my cousin's mother's brother-in-law's albino baby!!
TV actor 2 (female): No! It cannot be!
God 1: Mortals are so gullible! It's as if they WANT to destroy themselves!
God 2: Climate change doesn't exist??? What do you expect from a species that believes if you repeat a lie over and over, eventually it becomes true??? They need a reality check!
God 3 (punchline): NO! What about poor Francesca! How could you do this to your own sister!