Transcript:
"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1
Sarah: Jose', I hear everyone can take advantage of tuition reimbursement. Are you?
Jose': I'd like to. I work 34 hours a week here, with a four hour commute. Then I work 28 hours a week at another job. My wife works from home 18 hours to help pay for healthcare since I can't get enough hours, and takes care of the kids. It's cheaper than childcare costs. Money is tight, because it's only a reimbursement if the company agrees, but, yes, I'm going to try to get my manager's OK.
Panel 2
Boss: Unemployment looks to be lower in 2018. See what a great job we're doing in the economy? Profits are up, too. Oh, by the way, I was thinking of automating the coffee stand. Any idiot can make coffee. Seems a waste to pamper some lazy immigrant by letting him sit around doing nothing.
Pinhead: But who will mop and clean up the trash?!!