Transcript:
"Hypocrisy Fleas"
Panel 1: Dear Quora Reader, You ask why so many programmers suck? It's because they're losers. No design patterns...
Panel 2: ...they don't know shit! They write crappy code, not clean... It's not OOP. They're archaic. It's not the new XYZ... If not for me...
Panel 3: Dear Reader. Questions like this show that insecurity and intolerance are inversely proportional to one's age. Design patterns are guides only and clean is relative...